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I know y'all are used to ridiculous, dare I say humorous captions from me, but for the Jewelry at least I will just be giving information. This is a 10K gold ring, ruby like stone has not been tested. Size about a 10

This is the smallest size of all the rings, maybe around a 7. 10K gold possible emerald.

This beast of a ring is gorgeous, 10K gold with marquise cut amethyst. I will warn you however, please take this ring off when you shower and/or wash the dishes. Seriously the amount of dried up soap trapped in this ring was serious.

I have no idea what this stone is except FABULOUS. No but seriously, it's 10K gold and around a size 9

I know what you're thinking, gee I bet this ring would look great on my had. Spoiler alert it will! 10k gold and Citrine.

All sterling silver, all gorgeous, what more do you need to know.

these are huge, like yes those are tiny eggs, but still these stone are huge. The Carnelian is a deep orange. Both about a size 10

This is just a sampling of the costume jewelry we've got. This is just a taste of the gorgeous necklaces. If only I was a giraffe then I could wear all of them at the same time. Fun fact - even as long as their necks are, they can't reach the ground, so they have to do awkward splits just to drink water.

More jewelry, I'll apologize ahead of time if some of it's not priced, we got tired.

Introducing the newest hit pop group the VonCluck family - folks I'm telling you, the bricks are alive with the sound of music

How many spool holders is too many? No seriously. Asking for a friend. Who may or may not have a thread problem. And no it's not me, it's my friend....Daisy Scarecrowington. She's for sure a real person.

If smurfs were real, I feel like this would totally be type of thing they'd end up collecting accidentally - like people would just keep giving them pieces in this design and they'd just have to smile and say thanks, meanwhile they're thinking, "just because I live in a mushroom doesn't mean I want to decorate with Mushrooms Karen !"

I don't know if this works, I haven't been able to test it. I will update you when I know more. I do however know that it's got owls on the top, and owls are adorable, so honestly does it even matter if it works or not?

Every time I walk by that room I think that stupid dog is real. Every time. I know it's not real. I put it there. It's not like I'm leaving the doors open all willy nilly and theoretically a dog could get in that happens to look just like the fake dog and sit in the same spot or anything, but it never fails, everytime I see it I still jump. Now that's craftsmanship.

If you think your living room isn't fancy enough for these chairs, just call it a parlor.

Ok...how do I explain snuff to this generation....it was like vaping of the 18th century.

I mean I would't put a kid in this baby bed, but I would put this baby bed like on a wall in a kids room - see how that works! Those lambs are just too freakin' cute

This is just one part of the ceramic cat family that lived here. The perfect pet honestly, you dont have to feed it or clean up after it, just dust it every now and then, and maybe move it around the house, secretly, hiding it behind stuff or in underwear drawers - totally freak your family out.

Full bed with rails, which is good cause these old beds are about a useful as the g in lasagna without the rails. Unless you want to put them in your yard and make a flower bed.

Even more things to put things in.

I need to know how long that giant tub of shortening was supposed to last, a week? A month? A year? Please tell me it was a year.

Again I haven't tested these out but again when they look that cool do they have to work? I'm not saying they don't work, just saying I don't know if they work.

The Teddy Bears are not on parade today, they're retired.

"Oh no, Ma's gone and lost her head again."

"Calm down, it's just a joke, my friends would never actually eat you, they don't even like frog. Says it tastes like--" "If you say Chicken I swear I'll tell everyone hose you like to get your tummy rubbed"

Nothing works like a Deere. Especially this. Cause it's a Deere. And it works. If that wasn't clear.

Kilns are things that exist outside of 8th grade art class, did y'all know that?

Armored carousel style rocking horse from Angola. The detail is great, but unfortunately it doesn't come with the coconut halves. You know to clank together to make a galloping sound? (for those of you who don't get the reference please go to Netflix and watch Monty Python and The Holy Grail. You'll thank me later).

There are a lot of angels in this house. And they're always watching you. Seriously. They're always watching you.

Did y'all ever notice that cherubs are like, always telling secrets? What kind of secrets to cherubs have? Are they like the gossips of the Angel's. Can you imagine trying to plan a surprise party? "And don't invite the cherubs - they blow the whole thing"

I have absolutely no idea what the blue thing is or why it's there.

Peacocks! Yesterday I saw someone on Facebook wanting to trade 3 white peacocks for some other kind of bird. Think about that, there are people out there with Peacocks for trade. What a time to be alive.

You can't see it unless you zoom in really close bu ton the top shelf there's this super cute deviled egg tray with little like relish trays. I should have taken a close up of it. Oh well you'll just have to come to the sale to see it.

This is a crappy picture? Why did I take this picture. What am I trying to highlight? The gorgeous mission style desk? Not at that angle. The glassware that you can't see because it's...well....see through? The only thing popping out at me is that box of candles - which are very lovely but still.

It's mommy thermos and baby thermos....and mommy's friend Stanley thermos, who started coming around a lot more since daddy thermos went away.

Why did we insist on carving hearts into literally every piece of wood that sat still long enough the 80's? Honestly even with all the bad fashion, and the Cold War, and that weird tv show with the little girl who was actually a robot, the hearts might be the most offensive and long lasting relic of the 1980's.

I would like to apologize to anyone who intended on coming to the sale to buy the lovely statue of the woman with the umbrella. Apparently at some point, her head was...detached from her body and put back on. In the process of cleaning her up her head fell off again and we had to throw her away. We did save the parasol though, it's super cute.

Do you remember that moment, when you officially became an adult? The first time you said seriously, "Use a coaster!" I do. If you don't, you're lucky. And if you haven't become that person yet, don't worry there's a solution. Marble top tables - the whole top is a coaster. So don't be the coaster guy - Just buy a coaster table instead.

Don't worry, the chair is not blurry in person.

This is a weird picture.

I wonder if milk glass got it's name because they used actual milk in the glass making process. Kind of like original Coke. (Did you know that they didn't fully take the cocaine out of Coca Cola until 1924? - Your grandparents were more hardcore than you thought.

I wonder if the yellow phone is a direct line to Big Bird.

Ok, I have to admit that I just read a NY Times article about the invention and evolution of the flyswatter in an attempt to come up with something witty to say here and I can't get over that they keep describing it as a modern fly-destruction device. Like it's an insect WMD.

Apparently I don't NEED this sewing machine because I don't sew and no the pair of boxers that I made in high school home ec do not count even if they were the most comfortable sleep shorts ever. So I guess it's your lucky day.

Also if sleek mid century design with a pop of color isn't the only reason you want to buy a sewing machine, here's another one without all of those things.

And if all you really need is like a door stop, we've got this sewing machine for you.

I just thought the packaging on these was genius.