DEEPEST DISCOUNTS @ 3:45! GET HERE! LIQUIDATION OF LUXURY HOME! FINAL DAY! MCM ART FURN. DECOR, ETC.

Terms

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, READ ALL UPDATES BELOW...

THIS IS A CASH ONLY SALE!

***THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY AND MASKS (properly worn) AND SOCIAL DISTANCING ARE REQUIRED FOR ENTRY!****

THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE AND MEDICAL EXCUSES ARE NOT HONORED.

IF YOU WANT TO SHOP HERE.... PUT ON A MASK AND ACT NICE.
IF YOU CAN'T DO THOSE 2 THINGS, THEN YOU CAN TRY RINGING GOV. ABBOTT'S DOOR AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO SELL YOU SOME STUFF OUT OF HIS HOUSE. GOOD LUCK! I BET HE HAS SOME GREAT STUFF.

IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE ALLOWED INTO A PRIVATE HOME AND GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE THE LIFE TIME OF THINGS ASSEMBLED THERE-IN. RUDENESS AND GENERAL CURMUDGEONRY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
BE nice to us and respectful of this home and it's contents.

SHOPLIFTERS & TAG SWITCHERS WILL BE DEALT WITH HARSHLY!!!
LIKE VERY!!! I'M SERIOUS... YOU'LL END UP WITH A PAROLE OFFICER. SOUND FUN? YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN ON YOUR NEXT JOB INTERVIEW THAT YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD BECAUSE YOU STOLE A SLOT CAR OR SWITCHED A $40 TAG TO A $10 ONE ON DRILL.
MY ENTIRE STAFF TAGS & PRICES ITEMS TOGETHER... WHOMEVER YOU'RE CHECKING OUT WITH KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT ITEMS ARE PRICED

All purchases MUST be removed Immediately (unless arrangements are made with Robert prior to payment) and you will need to bring your own help to load large items. We are happy to help when we can as we can, but our first priority is serving the client who hired us by selling their things as we run the sale and this means that especially during peak hours we are busy doing just that. If you ask nicely and are patient we will do our best to reasonably accommodate you, but neither I nor my staff owe anybody physical labor to move heavy things. I mean we aren't following you home to help you get it out of the car, or off of the trailer. You should really have your own plan for dealing with things you buy.A good attitude goes a long way in this category.
I promise acting entitled will get you nowhere. You are not the queen of England and this is not Neiman Marcus. It's an estate sale and we are trying to sell everything in an entire house in about 48 hours. Our plate is full, but we do go out of our way to help kind & deserving people. Try being one.

THIS SALE IS GOING TO BE CASH ONLY!!!!!

CREDIT CARDS COST US EXTRA MONEY TO PROCESS, SLOWDOWN THE SPEED OF OUR CHECKOUT AND HAVE CAUSED US SEVERE HEADACHES IN THE PAST OVER FRAUDULENT CHARGE-BACKS.
I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO PROTECT OUR CLIENT AND US.

THE RULES FOR THIS SALE:

We have fun...come with your smile on; Curmudgeons can go rain on some other parade.

Kids are allowed, but they must stay CLOSE to the adults they enter with.
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CHILDREN YOU BRING INTO THE SALE, THIS MEANS...
If they break it, YOU buy it. Accidents do happen and we do our very best to be fair...this is totally fair.

No large purses, backpacks or personal bags may be brought in. Shopping bags that come in empty are welcome, but we will have tubs in the holding area to keep your just-found treasures safe while you look for the next one. Anything you bring-in is subject to search on the way-out if we deem it necessary.

If you want (AND ARE SURE YOU ARE 100% COMMITTED TO BUYING) an item with a notecard on it or next to it on the wall, PULL THE NOTECARD AND TAKE IT TO THE REGISTER SO IT CAN BE HELD FOR YOU. THE PERSON WHO BRINGS THE NOTECARD TO THE REGISTER IS AGREEING TO BUY IT....I WON'T SELL IT OUT FROM UNDER YOU AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO "CHANGE YOUR MIND" BECAUSE THAT IS NOT FAIR TO MY CLIENT, OTHER SHOPPERS, OR ME.

We make every effort possible to create a safe shopping environment, but bad things can happen anywhere and for no good reason at all... by entering this property you acknowledge that the sale organizer, home owner and estate at large can not be held liable in anyway for anything that results from your shopping with us. There are NO public restrooms. Nearly all items are used and are being sold as-is, where-is, with no warranties or guarantees written or implied. “Designer Goods” have not been authenticated and we price them in accordance with our assessment of their quality, but there is no authenticity guarantee or warranty provided on second hand goods, especially since we’ve got no reasonable and cost-effective means by which to authenticate them. Please look twice & buy once; there are no returns or exchanges once an item has been purchased. For liability reasons (and because our staff is busy running the sale) we can not usually help loading items out; we are however happy to hold an item for pick up at a later & calmer time when we MIGHT be able to help, but all items MUST be picked up by the end of the sale on the final day (unless other arrangements have been made) or they are forfeited and will be dealt with as circumstances must dictate.

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO SHOP WITH US!
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU!