The Rummager’s Reckoning: A Sale So Good We Almost Didn't Tell You

Update:  Resellers, I see you.  Don't bother coming on opening day, I'm holding prices firm on things until Friday to allow truly weird, passionate people to get their pick of the things they love.  If you're rude or blatantly scanning things with your phone to see how much you can resell it at, I will double your price on Thursday.   The exception being furniture, which I'm very eager to move and will accept reasonable/semi-crazy low prices.

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Look, we could have kept this stuff.
We wanted to keep this stuff.
But alas, the attic groaned, the basement muttered, and the closets staged a revolt. So here we are.

What You’ll Find (If You’re Worthy):

• Vintage toys from the 1950s (the kind your grandma told you not to touch)

• Toys from the 1980s (cue the synth soundtrack and neon vibes)

• Enough books to start a suspiciously specific cult: sci-fi, educational, romance... you name it.

• Glassware galore, including those classic character glasses that turn drinking juice into a nostalgia trip.

• Kitchen gadgets for people who mean it when they say “I cook.”

• A truly unreasonable amount of crafting supplies.

• Christmas decorations that range from charming to “did that elf just move?”

Bonus Vibes:
If you like to dig, sort, poke around, and emerge victorious with treasures others overlooked—this is your scene. If you want perfectly curated, color-coded, alphabetized items? Maybe check Pinterest instead.

We’re not saying don’t come...
We’re just saying we might glare at you a little if you take our favorite Pyrex.

Come early. Come curious. Come kind. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Final note:  furniture is for sale, applicances & metal shelves are NOT.  I will give you absolutely rocking deals on any and all furniture- feel free to name ridiculously low prices.