The Great Guilford Hills His-and-Hers Throwdown
Sep 19
9am to 4pmSep 20
12pm to 4pmTerms & Conditions
There will be hand sanitizer and/or a hand washing station available for customers.
Safe Campers are Happy Campers!
NUMBERS WILL BE PUT OUT ONE HOUR PRIOR TO SALE START TIME.
SALE TERMS:
ALL sales are cash and credit card only sale (credit card fees may apply).
Due to the nature of estate sales, we do not issue refunds; all sales are final.
It is your responsibility to inspect all items before purchasing.
You will need to bring help to load large items.
When attending any of our estate sales, you agree to enter at your own risk.
Happy Camper Estate Sales is not responsible for any accidents or for anything that happens during or as a result of you attending any of our sales. We do not quote prices over the phone or via email.
Items may be added or deleted before the day of the sale.
By entering our sale, you consent to be videotaped and photographed, as the premises may have security cameras.
We do not allow large handbags inside the home.
All food and beverage items must be consumed outside before entering.
No public restrooms.
ALL items must be picked up by the end of the sale.
Day of announcements take precedence to any previous advertisements, written or verbal.
Happy Camper Estate Sales
Description & Details
🚗 TWO CARS, A TOOL SHED WITH GARAGE
VIBES & ENOUGH DECOR TO KEEP THINGS CIVIL
Campers, we’re heading to Guilford Hills for a sale with a little something for everyone—
and absolutely no expectation that anyone will demonstrate restraint.
Inside?
Beautiful furniture, china, collectibles, vintage housewares, original personality, and cat décor with the
quiet confidence of an animal who knows the mortgage was never really yours.
Outside?
A tool shed that has completely exceeded the responsibilities normally assigned to a shed.
And sitting nearby like the grand finale nobody saw coming:
🚘 A 1992 Pontiac Bonneville SE
VIN: 1G2HX53L7N1292687
🛻 A 1987 Toyota Pickup
VIN: JT4RN50R4H0225604
Yes, that’s right.
You can come for the Spode and leave wondering whether you have room in
your life for a vintage Toyota pickup.
Spoiler alert: you’ll find room.
🏡 INSIDE THE HOUSE: DECORATIVE CIVILIZATION
The furniture lineup includes:
🛋️ Willow Creek
🛋️ Furnitureland South
🛋️ Lane
🛋️ Broyhill
🛋️ Eastlake pieces
🛋️ Wicker furniture
🛋️ Vintage outdoor furniture
The china cabinet is dressed better than most of us and includes:
🍽️ Wyndham
🍽️ Spode
🍽️ Metlox
Throughout the house, you’ll also find:
✨ Home décor
🏺 Collectibles
🎵 LPs
🥣 Pyrex and CorningWare
🐈 Cat décor
🍱 Tupperware
🖼️ Wall art
🎨 Arts and crafts
🧶 Area rugs
🍳 Housewares
🌿 Yard art
🪴 Pots and planters
Yes, there is Pyrex.
Please remain calm and refrain from tackling anyone near the mixing bowls.
🔧 AND THEN THERE’S THE TOOL SHED…
Calling it a shed feels inadequate.
This thing has garage energy, hardware-store ambition, and absolutely
no interest in staying in its lane.
It is packed with hand tools, power tools, nuts, bolts, screws, bits, pieces, doodads,
thingamajigs, and at least seventeen items that will cause someone to say:
“I don’t know what it is, but I know I need it.”
Power tools and equipment include:
⚙️ Craftsman
⚙️ Sears
⚙️ Saker
⚙️ Black & Decker
⚙️ RotoZip
⚙️ Ryobi
If it cuts, drills, spins, sands, tightens, loosens, or makes an alarming noise when plugged in,
there is a decent chance you’ll find one in the shed.
You’ll also discover small appliances by Mr. Coffee and Black & Decker,
plus electronics by Insignia, Sylvania, and Samsung.
This is the perfect his-and-hers sale.
Or hers-and-his.
Or hers-and-hers.
Or his-and-his.
Or “we came together, immediately separated, and haven’t seen each other since entering the property.”
One of you can admire the china.
One of you can vanish into the tool shed.
Both of you can meet back at checkout carrying things you absolutely did not discuss beforehand.
And somewhere along the way, somebody is going to buy a car.
Possibly both.
Campers, Guilford Hills is bringing the furniture, the Pyrex, the power tools, the garden treasures,
the cat décor, a shed suffering from a serious case of garage envy—and TWO vintage vehicles.
Bring a friend.
Bring a truck.
Or just buy the truck when you get here.
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