HOA-Friendly. Shopper Approved. Definitely Not an Estate Sale - Quaker Acres (GSO).
Jul 18
9am to 4pmJul 19
9am to 4pmTerms & Conditions
The Not an Estate Sale Estate Sale Company
(Yes. The name is ridiculous. We know.)
�� NO PRE-SALES.
Not today.
Not tomorrow.
Not because you asked nicely.
If the sale hasn't started...
...the sale hasn't started.
�� DON'T RUN.
It's an estate sale.
Not the Olympics.
The Pyrex will still be there.
(Probably.)
�� IF YOU LOVE IT...
Pick it up.
"If it's still here when I come back..."
...is one of history's greatest lies.
�� DON'T HIDE STUFF.
We know all the tricks.
You're not the first.
You won't be the last.
We'll probably find it.
�� BUYING SOMETHING BIG?
Bring muscles.
Bring friends.
Bring that guy who always says, "I got it."
Our insurance company says we can't help load.
�� WE TAKE...
�� Cash
�� Cards
�� Apple Pay & Google Pay
All electronic payments include a $2 processing fee.
Cash remains delightfully low maintenance.
�� KEEP YOUR KIDS CLOSE.
Antiques are expensive.
Children are... enthusiastic.
�� BE NICE.
To the staff.
To the neighbors.
To each other.
It's just stuff.
(Really cool stuff.)
�� EVERYTHING IS SOLD AS-IS.
No warranties.
No take-backs.
No "it worked at the sale."
ONE LAST THING...
You're shopping with The Not an Estate Sale Estate Sale Company.
The name is fake.
The treasures are real.
Happy hunting.
The Not An-estate Sale Estate Sale Company
Description & Details
🚨🚨 OFFICIAL CORPORATE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨
From the executive offices of...
The Not an Estate Sale Estate Sale Company
...a company founded almost recently.
After countless minutes of strategic planning...
Several strongly worded sticky notes...
And at least one meeting that could've been an email...
We're proud to announce our very first...
NOT AN ESTATE SALE.
📍 Quaker Acres • Greensboro
Now...
We've been advised not to call it an estate sale.
So...
We're calling it a Residential Treasure Redistribution Event.
Much catchier.
WHAT'S WAITING INSIDE?
Picture the home your grandparents wished they had...
Then add another room.
And another.
This house is packed with beautiful furniture from Thomasville, Broyhill, American Drew, Hooker, Stoneville,
and La-Z-Boy, along with gorgeous antique and heirloom pieces that have stories to tell—
and now they're ready to start new ones.
The kitchen?
Let's just say someone clearly believed there was no such thing as "too much Pyrex."
You'll find colorful Pyrex, dependable CorningWare, elegant Mikasa and Lenox china, Depression Glass,
everyday housewares, serving pieces, cookware, linens, and enough kitchen gadgets from
Cuisinart, Krups, Keurig, and Osterizer to make your countertops jealous.
Every room has something different.
Beautiful wall art.
Sparkling art glass.
Area rugs.
Holiday décor that covers multiple seasons.
Collectibles around every corner.
A wonderful collection of Norman Rockwell collector plates.
And an impressive library—including enough Frank Sinatra books that you'll be humming
New York, New York before you leave.
You'll also find electronics by Sony, LG, and Epson, a Kenmore appliance, a stair chair lift, and
plenty of those wonderfully random treasures that make estate sale people completely
forget why they came in the first place.
In other words...
Cancel your afternoon.
🚗 PARKING...
Let's make this the most uneventful neighborhood Facebook post of the weekend.
📫 Don't block mailboxes.
🚗 Don't block driveways.
🚧 Don't move the cones.
The cones know what they're doing.
You don't.
Please trust the cones.
Park like your grandmother is watching.
Because somewhere...
She probably is.
COMPANY POLICY
🚫 No pre-sales.
🚫 No early shopping.
🚫 No "Can you just tell me what the Pyrex costs?"
🚫 No "I'll be there Tuesday."
This isn't Target.
It's better.
We're aware our company appears...
...suspiciously organized...
...oddly experienced...
...and strangely similar to another estate sale company some of you may have heard of.
Total coincidence.
Purely accidental.
Probably.
So come see the debut of...
The Not an Estate Sale Estate Sale Company
"Definitely not an estate sale... because we said so." 😉
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