West Knoxville "It's all for sale but the dog!"

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Dates
Fri
Oct 6
10am to 6pm
2017
Sat
Oct 7
8am to 4pm
2017
Sun
Oct 8
1pm to 4pm
2017

Terms

Sunday super discount day. Make an offer. Buy it all for pennies on the dollar. Let's deal. Tag! You're it. Now come buy something.
Cash only. Livestock will NOT be accepted as trade this time. Bad experience with a goat once!
All sales are final. Items are sold as is, where is. Not responsible for accidents. You break it, you bought it. Please be careful.
To control crowding issues, numbers for entrance will be available at 7:00 a.m. day of the sale from the little old lady on the front porch.
Doors open at 10:00 a.m. Friday and Saturday all items are priced as marked. Sunday all items 50% OFF. Are they nuts? Dealers are welcome to bid on final day for entire contents remaining. Have a question you are dying to ask. Email me at samson1853@gmail.com.
Please mind your manners and respect our property and those of our neighbors. Even the ugly ones.

As the title states, "it's all for sale, but the dog". If it's not nailed down, it's for sale. If it is nailed down, you can borrow our hammer and see if you can get it lose. The kids have moved out and we are down sizing to next to nothing. The wife now has six suitcases of clothes. Me, a change of underwear and two shirts. Four bedroom house (which is for sale), 34 years of marriage, 2 kids and 3 career changes produces a lot of stuff. It's all got to go because you can only put so much stuff on a boat!

Clothes

  • Girls - teenage to young adult
  • Infant, toddlers, and kids - boys and girls
  • Womens - crazy number of outfits and a lot of shoes
  • Mens - short, fat and probably out of style
  • Shoes - did I mention we have a LOT of women's shoes
  • Dog outfits for the wiener dog in your life
  • Purses and accesories
  • Victoria Secret bras :) 

Kitchen and cooking stuff

  • Pfaltzgraff 
  • China
  • Stemware - crystal and glassware
  • Pyrex dishes
  • Plastic storage containers
  • Forks, knifes and spoons (most are metal, but there are a few plastic one with McD printed on them)
  • If it should be in your kitchen, we got it (a lot of it never used because we don't know how to cook)
  • Small appliances
  • A pantry of stuff we didn't eat
  • A freezer full of frozen items

Furniture

  • Two big office desks
  • Washer and dryer - they make your clothes smell delicious
  • Roll top desk
  • Kitchen table and chairs
  • Master Bedroom suit - 4 piece (king size) 
  • Two twin XL adjustable bed base with memory foam mattresses (head and foot adjustable) Zzzzzzzzzzz
  • Free standing cabinets
  • China cabinet
  • Stand up mirror - smile, you look marvelous
  • Coffee and end tables
  • One gigantic table and some kind of funky desk thing
  • Horizontal wooden file cabinet
  • Wall paintings and pictures and one autographed, sign picture of me
  • Free standing mirror to look at yo' lovely self
  • Lots of picture frames
  • Candles, candles and more candles

Other crap  high quality junk  items

  • Suit cases
  • Little glass things that sit around the house
  • My little guy in a barrel from the Dominican Republic
  • Sleeping bags
  • Photo albums - brand new (you have to put your own pictures in them)
  • Antiques and collectiables
  • Dolls, toys and games

Christmas, Easter and scary Halloween costumes

  • At least one of everything ever produced for Christmas decorating
  • Gorilla suit, tooth fairy and a hand that I'm sure is real
  • Enough Halloween stuff for 15 years of trick or treating
  • Christmas tree (Artificial. The real one died)
  • One little creepy Elf on the Shelf (yes kids we found him. The little stinker was hiding in the Easter decorations!)
  • Easter items

Garage 

  • Bikes
  • Bowling balls - son didn't realize they are free at the bowling alley when you rent the shoes!
  • Paint that is probably dried up
  • Craftsman tool chest - large, Marge
  • ladders
  • and anything else you would keep in a garage (except the car, I sold it last weekend)
The Dude. Not for sale. Just petting.Oak China Cabinet. Little known fact, oak trees don't grow in China. Pfaltzgraff. Complete set and then some.Doll with toes sticking in the air. Glass decorative stuff.Take notice of the three level desk thing. Super cool for the hippy in your life.Storage cabinet with flowers. They are not real, they are painted on.Nine drawer Craftsman tool bench. Nothing fun to say about this one. It is heavy though.Office desk. Three pieces. Great shape. Four bedroom, three full baths, corner lot. Make a reasonable offer and lets talk.Candles, candles and candles.Desk accessories the desk that we showed you a few pictures back. Buy the desk, we will throw in these wonderfully handy desk accessories. Jewelry for your ears, your hair and fingers. And apparently we don't know how to spell jewelry. These are books. I looked at the ones with the pictures and the pretty colors in them!Even the food is going. Hopefully to a good home. I'll miss you Mac N Cheese :-(Let the light speak for itself. We have more ballerina stuff than we know what to do with. Daughter danced for 22 years. Two bikes and a bike rack. Just imagine yourself flying down the hill, with your hair blowing in the breeze, then realizing you now have to peddle back up that long hill. You need these bikes. Creepy doll in a box. This should be with the Halloween stuff. Coolers that were too high to get down.This is a table. A small table. That you put stuff on. Small stuff on. When you want to sleep out in the great outdoors like cowboys do, you need a Marlboro sleeping bag. One for you and one for your horse. Giddy up ya'll!Expensive china section and one Pfaltzgraff dish that decided to do a photo bomb.Roll top desk where you hide those bills you don't want to pay. Remember the hippy desk we talked about earlier? This would tie the whole hippy scene together."Your killing me Smalls!" Name that movie. It has nothing to do with this picture frame, just curious if you were paying attention or not.Cabinet for your DVD, CD and 8-Track collection. Note the high security zip tie holding the doors together. No thief be gettin' your stuff. Wife wanted you to know that it is for sale so she wrote "For Sale" on it. Your welcome. Pots in box. Almost sounds illegal. Flowers in basket. Not quite as fun as Pots in a Box. Agree?Suite cases. Guaranteed not to get lost on those long international flights. Just kidding. We came home from a cruise with someone else bags! Ka ching Four salt shakers just alike. A bread box that is about the size of a bread box (anyone get that joke?) A bowl with holes in it for spaghetti draining and some forks to eat the spaghetti with. Yummy for the tummy.This is either a box for putting stuff in or a globe that didn't turn out quite right. It has a handle in case you want to carry it outside to show to your neighbors and make them jealous. Silver (probably just in color) bathroom stuff. Kings and queens have this luxury in their bathrooms or outhouses. Antique with drop down desk. Meaning of antique = as old as dirt and now worth the price of a Mastercraft ski boat. (Trades gladly accepted!)Peyton! Nuf said. We had a poster of Butch Jones, but after Saturday's game, we got rid of it since Peyton is now our new coach!Santa Clause. Furry little dude isn't he?A lovely blue dress hanging on a door. This used to be mine, but I don't have the legs for it anymore. Confused? Round thing. It used to be a Square thing, but I got a new electric saw for my birthday (10-6-62) and I cut the corners off. Now it's a Round thing. Probably shouldn't have given you my birth date. Now some thief will try to impersonate me. So disregard that I put my birthday up there. Was really trying to get some early birthday presents, or a chocolate cake :)Crock Pot. This, we know how to use. You put stuff in it in the morning, push the button, go to work, come home and eat the stuff, now cooked. Does not work for chocolate cake. Toys and other stuff that made my kids smart. We had one dumb kid, but we gave him away to an Eskimo family that lived in south Florida. Not sure how they are doing now though. (Global warmin' being what they say it is and such).I mentioned shoes earlier. This is just the beginning. Not sure how shoe stores stay in business. According to my wife, they were all on sale at incredibly low, low prices. "Just had to get them. Aren't they cute!" Pink? Why Pink? Would have been funnier to call it the pink expensive bag with goofy brown stripes with the word "Pink" in gold on it bag. Agreed?VHS tapes. A boat load of VHS tapes. What does VHS stand for anyway?Awww the clothes room. How many items in this room? You do the math...Wife, daughter and son buy one item each, 7 days a week for 6 years straight. Then the wife and daughter buy 2 additional items each week because "it was on sale"...this is how many clothing items there are in this room. I bought one 4 pack of underwear and a new shirt during this time period for your information. White pot with red flower and upside down blue bird. Why is the bird upside down. Was it supposed to be a light fixture and now we are trying to sell it as a pot? MysteryIt's Christmas time, Clark! Who can name the 7 Dwarfs? That has nothing to do with Christmas except that elves and dwarfs are little and I couldn't think of any trivia for the elves because I don't know their names. This is what an army of nut crackers looks like. Notice the big stud in the left corner. His name is Buster. Kitchen Table. Located in the kitchen. Used by most American families for having family time and eating meals on. We used it to put stuff on because we were too lazy to carry it upstairs. Great shape. The table, not us. Goofy skiing Disney print with a sticker on the back that confirms that it truly is Goofy skiing down a hill. Why my kids picked out this picture is beyond me. None of us snow ski. M-i-c (cee you real soon). k-e-y (Why, because we need to sell this stuff to you). M-o-u-s-e. We've got four of these. Quick, name Mickey's first feature cartoon!

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