75% OFF! GIANT RANCH SALE! Multi building! tools jewelry, furniture Decor… SO MUCH!

We are Cash only! JUST CASH… no vinmo, no Apple Pay, no Zelle, no wibby-wobby, boopie-do, chicken eggs, bit coin or any other crazy money system your cousin just invented because he Registered a URL through Go Daddy for $9.99.
JUST LITERAL CASH!
We are totally happy to hold your selected items while you run to a nearby ATM quickly if you need.

PLEASE Read below for important details…

All valuables are removed from the property during closed hours!!! This property also has a top-notch security system… So do not break in here or you will get caught trying to steal things that aren’t even there.

THIS IS A CASH ONLY SALE!

PLEASE BRING HELP TO LOAD.
WE JUST SELL IT; WE’RE NOT A MOVING COMPANY. Sorry... we just aren’t. It’s a fact.

***THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY...

Please be patient with us as we expect to be busy and we are all still adjusting to the EVER-CHANGING current social environment.

All purchases MUST be removed Immediately or scheduled for removal directly with Robert.
And, please bring your own help to load large items.

If any of my sales ever contain firearm, sale of them will be limited to those individuals able to provide a valid state drivers license (the information of which will be recorded) as well as a valid concealed handgun license.
I know that these are not necessarily the legal requirements within the state, but they are how we do business so as to minimize the possibility of firearms ending up in the hands of people who would use them irresponsibly. It’s just how it is.

THIS SALE IS GOING TO BE CASH ONLY!!!!!

CREDIT CARDS COST US EXTRA MONEY TO PROCESS, SLOWDOWN THE SPEED OF OUR CHECKOUT AND HAVE CAUSED US SEVERE HEADACHES IN THE PAST OVER FRAUDULENT CHARGE-BACKS.
I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS JUST WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO PROTECT OUR CLIENT AND US.

THE RULES FOR THIS SALE:

We have fun...come with your smile on; Curmudgeons can go rain on some other parade.

Kids are usually allowed at my sales, but they must stay CLOSE to the adults they enter with.
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CHILDREN YOU BRING INTO THE SALE, THIS MEANS...
If they break it, YOU buy it. Accidents do happen and we do our very best to be fair...this is totally fair.

With regards to children… IF the property has a pool, children will not be allowed in the backyard area at all; sorry, not sorry…. this is just our rule for everyone’s safety, especially that of the children.
BE nice to us and respectful of this home, property and it's contents.

No large purses, backpacks or personal bags may be brought in. Shopping bags that come in empty are welcome, but we will have tubs in the holding area to keep your just-found treasures safe while you look for the next one. Anything you bring-in is subject to search on the way-out at our discretion.

If you want to buy (AND ARE SURE YOU ARE 100% COMMITTED TO BUYING) an item with a notecard on it or next to it on the wall, PULL THE NOTECARD AND TAKE IT TO THE REGISTER SO IT CAN BE HELD FOR YOU. THE PERSON WHO BRINGS THE NOTECARD TO THE REGISTER IS AGREEING TO BUY IT....I WON'T SELL IT OUT FROM UNDER YOU AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO "CHANGE YOUR MIND" BECAUSE THAT IS NOT FAIR TO MY CLIENT, OTHER SHOPPERS, OR ME.

We make every effort possible to create a safe shopping environment, but bad things can happen anywhere and for no good reason at all... by entering this property you acknowledge that the sale organizer, home owner and estate at large can not be held liable in anyway for anything that results from your shopping with us. There are NO public restrooms. Nearly all items are used and are being sold as-is, where-is, with no warranties or guarantees written or implied. “Designer Goods” have not been authenticated and we price them in accordance with our assessment of their quality, but there is no authenticity guarantee or warranty provided on second hand goods, especially since we’ve got no reasonable and cost-effective means by which to authenticate them. Please look twice & buy once; there are no returns or exchanges once an item has been purchased. For liability reasons (and because our staff is busy running the sale) we can not usually help loading items out; we are however happy to hold an item for pick up at a later & calmer time when we MIGHT be able to help, but all items MUST be picked up by the end of the sale on the final day (unless other arrangements have been made) or they are forfeited and will be dealt with as circumstances must dictate.

THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING TO SHOP WITH US!
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU!