EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF SATURDAY!
Prices slashed! You'll shriek with excitement over the killer selection of items that will lure most anyone onto our creaky and overloaded floor. We're so full, merchandise will seemingly reach out and grab you. Too much to list, as you'd fall asleep reading it, and possibly fall prey to Jason escaping with the items you wanted but were too busy perusing the non-existent inventory and arrive too late. Trust us, my pretties. You will not be disappointed with the monster selection of fantastic picks and fabulous prices.
Can't wait to see you at our sale. Setup was 3126.