B.E.S.T. Estate Sale in Glen Garden/Fort Worth

Your grandchildren have no idea what this is. I tried plugging mine in to the car charger (which my 6 year old neighbor kinda did), but then I had battery problems. And the po po had a problem with me rotary dialing on the North Dallas Freeway. I got out on bail..Back the Blue.

Jewelry chest. Because no robber would go there first. :Look at me, I am jewelry chest. I hold cans of expired Tuna Fish in Oil. Ugh. Why do people buy tuna fish in oil? Should this not be banned by now??? But it is a cool piece. Kinda Like me. I am a cool piece!

KTVT Helicopter. Not a real one, a replica. Why are they always hovering above my house and shouting at me? I only have robbed three convenience stores, a nail salon, and a toilet store.

Cool Love Seat.

Smull mellbux fur yur kids collage edumacation sayvins'. Yep, I've met some of you people, you ain't gonna rich off those kids. Baaahhhh! Love you all!

Like the sands of the hourglass, these are the days of our lives. But I think....please don't sue for false advertisement, that this is actually a 24 hour sandglass. Isn't it cool that the woman from that show finally won an Emmy? I think her name is Susan Lucci??? I don't know. Don't ask.

Secretary. But not a real Secretary. Again, I do not want to get sued, because this piece is a PIECE OF FURNITURE, PEOPLE. It is not a real human secretary that can pour your coffee and open your mail. You can put your coffee and mail on her though..

This woman had more purses than Costco has those sample Ladies. I love those ladies though. Free Lunch on Saturdays. Go there after my sale. Then come back and spend all of the money you saved. CoCo, Michael Kors, Chico's, Louis Vuitton, etc.

Spread your Bed, Not your Butter...or your money. Bring it to me instead. It is beautiful, though, right?

Concrete and Pebble Created Texas stepping Stones. God Bless Texas, and the other two states in the Union. Oops! Kidding folks, I will be back after another glass of wine. Now just to decide which one....Oooohhh, have y'all tried "Silk and Spice Cabernet"? Good one!

Don't even go there, Texans. Maybe I will just gift this to my bonus cousin Dave. He will be there on sale day. Give him a hug!

Oh yeah, you have got to see this woman's jewelry. Priced to sell, but all beautiful